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First, if you're not familiar with the book The Rules here is a summary of "The Rules" in the book, which you need to know to understand the satire.

Or do an Google Search to search for web pages discussing this book. Learn enough to get by and look cool, though you won't need it much after you have her hooked.

You did a lot of work and you're tired, and you have important work to do tomorrow.

Make sure she stays free all the time in case you call. You're looking to settle down in a country home with that one special girl. She'll figure out the more ridiculous ones eventually but if you play this right you'll get laid first and have her captured.

On my first morning at True North Health Center, the only medically supervised water-fasting clinic in America, a Dr. He is tall and lean, with white hair and the glowing young face of the little brother I never had. It’s the first day of my six-day fast at True North, an anonymous-looking cluster of buildings on a quiet street in Santa Rosa, California. Once we find a way to trigger it, we kill ourselves to get more. That evening, with no dinner to cook, eat, and clean up, I prepare my water smoothie, made of nothing but distilled water, and turn on the Food Network. On TV, pre-scandal Paula Deen and her son are making corn dogs, fried okra, croissant-dough muffins with caramelized pecans. They used to be called the diseases of kings, since only the wealthy could afford to shovel down ultra-rich, low-nutrient food in banquet quantities. Of course, this was before processed food, which is often the cheapest thing to eat now, and also the most damaging.

Some are here not to fast but to eat clean for a while, to see the doctors and maybe get some treatments. There isn’t even a pool, which seems to violate some central tenet of California apartment comples. There are daily lectures and cooking demos, and the guest rooms are stocked with DVDs of slightly NSFW health documentaries. Once you take digestion out of the equation, you save tremendous energy, which can make you restless at all the wrong times. I take my sad glass of water and weigh myself in the kitchen. And then I notice that there is something seriously wrong with the air. Butter sizzles in a pan, and when those eggs seize in the hot fat, the smell hurtles up the street.

I ask if they’ll test for allergies, because I’ve always suspected I’m allergic to animals, plants, people, maybe even myself. Klaper says, but after hearing my description of the nose faucet I wake to every day, and the leaky, bloodshot eyes, he smiles and tells me not to bother with a test. The good doctor dismisses me, and I stroll outside to sit in the sunshine, waiting for hunger, watching the other fasters come and go. Down the road someone is whipping eggs in a bowl, touching them off with cream and herbs.

In addition, if you buy her a fancy schmancy dinner at some ritzy place, she won't be able to turn down your request for a 0 "loan" until you can "get to the cash machine." Good investment. Girls do this stare at the phone thing, makes them all anticipatory. Call her in a couple of days or if you get horny again.

Also, after sex, just roll over and go to sleep, even if she hasn't had an orgasm yet.

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